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For a complete list of products, please visit The Original llustrates Catalog of Acme Products.

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  ACME Adding Machines are so easy to use that even dogs can calculate why mice hate cheese and why cats want a dog to massacre them

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  Have fun in the summertime with the ACME Water Pistol, just don't take one to school or you'll be arrested!

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  The ACME House Brand of Instant Girl can provide an escort quickly and discreetly, without fear of embarrassment

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